Bath-Time Blitz for Some - Trifling Maneuver for Others

During my childhood I recall that my brother spent more time pretending to take a bath than just actually taking a bath. In the time it took him to fake taking a bath he could have just taken a bath.

Seriously, this fool had the nerve to run the water, put the soap and towel into the water, and splash his hand in the water while sitting on the side of the tub - to give the illusion that he was bathing. Damn! That's way too much effort spent not to do something. It would have been much easier to just get his happy behind in the tub and take a freaking bath.
 
You may wonder if he grew out of this lazy trifling habit. Well, it took a while and quite a few butt whippings, but he finally realized good hygiene was important - or maybe he grew tired of our mother sitting in the bathroom as he bathe.